A Lot of Self Touching and Talking and that's about it
Meh, Meh and MEH. Here is goes there is this team search for ancient goodies and they stumble upon this Dragon cave with jade doors and statues of lizard like beasts. They all seem to have slept with each other at one point or another except for one virgo and talk raunchy which I imagine was supposed to be sexy. (My mind went Ewwwww) Okay so they reach this cave where an ancient force make them super duper horny but they can't reach the final goal no matter what ?!?!??! They talk about it, they walk around dripping, road hard, hands down their pants....Oh yeah, still not stimulating my neither regions (snort) Now one of the group comes clean he's the horny for years guide who brought them there and tells them of the "no come" curse without touching a dragon. But wait a minute the only dragons are the statues, so lets go hump them, k ? (giggles and popping gum) Weeee Whooo statue sex. It was easy enough to figure out what this did to the statues. Yep. Then the book ended and said please continue with book 2. Sure I will but I have to be touching a dragon to do it.
Not sexy to this reader
Cheesy lines
Terrible characters
Stupid story
So not sexy sex
Not continuing this series
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