@40 % and feeling a bit CHEESE

Love at First Sight: A Cupid, Texas Novel - Lori Wilde

 I'm hearing a bit too many comments on gripping female parts and nipples as hard as cut stones OUCH, that would be heck on the tops. He has a granite hard on, again OUCH. How do you get that in your tight fitting pants ? Wait how did you sit down.
I am getting cheesed out, not enough to quit but I'm not feeling the lust with these descriptions. (sticky icky) The narrator sounds like Jane Lynch from Glee, and it's so not what the character feels like.