Reading progress update: I've read 246 out of 462 pages.

What everywoman should have in her purse " ...Splat gun, lethal detection charms, gum, key chain flashlight, a pair of ankle socks..... Mr. Fish " LOL
Line of the day
" If Ivy is not okay, I'm going to slice your chest open with a plastic spork and rip your wrinkly heart out."- I think that is direct and to the point. :D